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Joke Topic - 'Set'


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Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?


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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Read

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

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