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Joke Topic - 'Set'


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Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Deja Vu

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

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