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Joke Topic - 'Set'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Set'.


Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

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Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.


Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"


Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?


My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.


How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".

Deja Vu

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

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