Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scottish
What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
Skeleton
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
A Bad Idea
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
Light Bulbs
How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
School
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Lawyers
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.