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Joke Topic - 'Sergeant'


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What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.


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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

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