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Joke Topic - 'Sergeant'


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What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.


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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

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