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Joke Topic - 'Sentence'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.

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"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

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