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Joke Topic - 'Sentence'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mummies
Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
Civil Servants
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Policemen
Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
Christmas
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Baseball
Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
Because they both need batters.
Parrots
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
A Macaw.
Airline Food
You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
Drunks
I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
Policemen
Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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