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Joke Topic - 'Sentence'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.

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"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Baseball

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.

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