Joke Topic - 'Sentence'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.