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Joke Topic - 'Sentence'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.

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"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
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Pigs

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.
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Know

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.

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