Joke Topic - 'Sentence' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.

'Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.'

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence

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What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course, there is, sir, it's alphabet soup.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.

A blonde was heading home when she saw a sign that said, "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES." After driving eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.