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Joke Topic - 'Sentence'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.


"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.


Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"


Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel


Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.


Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!


How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

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