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Joke Topic - 'Sentence'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sentence'.

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"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Car

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.

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