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Joke Topic - 'Sent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sent'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.


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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.

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