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Joke Topic - 'Sent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sent'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.


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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.

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