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Joke Topic - 'Sensitive'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sensitive'.

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.


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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

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