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Joke Topic - 'Sensitive'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sensitive'.

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.


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Jacket

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
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Easy

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Driving

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

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