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Joke Topic - 'Senior Citizen'

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Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

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I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

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