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Joke Topic - 'Senior Citizen'


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Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale


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Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

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