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Joke Topic - 'Selfish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Selfish'.

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Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.


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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Bookworms

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
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Lady

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

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