Joke Topic - 'Seed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seed'.

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.

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