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Joke Topic - 'Seed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seed'.

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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.


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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback

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