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Joke Topic - 'Seed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seed'.

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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.


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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Calendar

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Business

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.

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