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Joke Topic - 'Seed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seed'.

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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.


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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

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