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Joke Topic - 'See'


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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Historian

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.

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