Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Landlord
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Human
To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
Wife
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Soccer
If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
Lawyers
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Programmers
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.