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Joke Topic - 'See'


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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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