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Joke Topic - 'Secrets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Secrets'.

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Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.


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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

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