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Joke Topic - 'Secrets'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Secrets'.


Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

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How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.

Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?


If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?


Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.


What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.


Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

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