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Joke Topic - 'Secrets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Secrets'.

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Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.


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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Wrinkles

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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