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Joke Topic - 'Secrets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Secrets'.

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Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.


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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'

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