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Joke Topic - 'Secrets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Secrets'.

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Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.


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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
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Camelot

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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