Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bees
What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
Lawyers
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
School Teacher
Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
Cars
Do me a favor...Steal this car.
Cats
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
Pool
Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
Snowmen
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
Cholesterol
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
Cinderella
Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.