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Joke Topic - 'Secret Agents'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Secret Agents'.

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Cats flattened while you watch.

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

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