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Joke Topic - 'Secret Agents'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Secret Agents'.

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What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.


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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

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