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Joke Topic - 'Secret Agents'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Secret Agents'.

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What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.


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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Scottish

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

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