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Joke Topic - 'Second-hand'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Second-hand'.

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'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'


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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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Firefly

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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