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Joke Topic - 'Seaside'


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I went to the seaside for a vacation last year. The landlady said to me, 'We charge twenty pounds a night, bed and breakfast- or twelve pounds if you make your own bed.' 'Oh, all right,' I said, 'I'll make the bed.' And the landlady gave me a saw, a hammer and some nails.


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Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
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Ducks

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Farmers

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Marry

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.

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