Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Seaside - 1

Joke Topic - 'Seaside'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seaside'.


I went to the seaside for a vacation last year. The landlady said to me, 'We charge twenty pounds a night, bed and breakfast- or twelve pounds if you make your own bed.' 'Oh, all right,' I said, 'I'll make the bed.' And the landlady gave me a saw, a hammer and some nails.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.


How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!


Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?


What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

This is page 1 of 1