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Joke Topic - 'Seaside'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Seaside'.
I went to the seaside for a vacation last year. The landlady said to me, 'We charge twenty pounds a night, bed and breakfast- or twelve pounds if you make your own bed.' 'Oh, all right,' I said, 'I'll make the bed.' And the landlady gave me a saw, a hammer and some nails.
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Tickle its ivories.
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Ida
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Ida like to be your friend!
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Ida
Ida who?
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