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Joke Topic - 'Sculptor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sculptor'.

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Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.


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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

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