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Joke Topic - 'Sculptor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sculptor'.

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Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.


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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Haste

What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?

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