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Joke Topic - 'Sculptor'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sculptor'.
Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
He was a chip of the old block.
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Human
To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
Christmas Decorations
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
You get tinselitis.
Pigs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Because he was such a ham.
Bankers
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Stupid
It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
Pandas
What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
Just the bear necessities.
Santa Claus
Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Pigs
Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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