Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mother-in-law
'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Haste
What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.
Husband
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Computers
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Divorce
We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
Birthdays
Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
Stupid
How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?