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Joke Topic - 'Screaming' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Screaming'.
Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
I went home the other day, and I heard my dad screaming. I said, 'What's wrong?'
He said, 'Your mother was pressing my trousers.'
I said, 'My mother was pressing your trousers, and you screamed?'
He said, 'Yes, I was still in them.'
He said, 'Your mother was pressing my trousers.'
I said, 'My mother was pressing your trousers, and you screamed?'
He said, 'Yes, I was still in them.'
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A civil serpent.
A civil serpent.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.
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If my girlfriend said what she thought, she'd be completely speechless.
Intelligence
Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes, but I'm only visiting
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Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
He was found squashed under a shop.
Teachers
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'Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26.'
'Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26.'
Toes
They call him toenails because he is always at the foot of the class.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance.
Frogs
What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
They get toad away.