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Joke Topic - 'Screaming' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Screaming'.
Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
2>Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
I went home the other day, and I heard my dad screaming. I said, 'What's wrong?'
He said, 'Your mother was pressing my trousers.'
I said, 'My mother was pressing your trousers, and you screamed?'
He said, 'Yes, I was still in them.'
3>He said, 'Your mother was pressing my trousers.'
I said, 'My mother was pressing your trousers, and you screamed?'
He said, 'Yes, I was still in them.'
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Dentists
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They fight tooth and nail.
2>They fight tooth and nail.
Fly
If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
2>Toast
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
2>Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
Pigs
Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet?
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
2>Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
Buried
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
2>Because he is still alive.
Pigs
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
2>In a hog cabin.
Kings
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
2>Henry the 1/8th.
Teddy Bears
How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
2>Ready! Teddy! Go!
Apes
What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
2>King Kongvict.