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Joke Topic - 'Scream'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scream'.

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Two kids are in the bathroom. One notices the bathroom scale and tries to step on it but is held back by the other kid. "Don't step on it!"
"Why not?"
"It must be painful or something because every time mommy steps on it she screams."


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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

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