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Joke Topic - 'Scottish' - 6


This is page 6 of jokes on the topic - 'Scottish'.

Related Topics: Scotsman (18)
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Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Young Jock MacTavish got down on his knees to propose to her when a 10p piece dropped out of his pocket and rolled under the sofa. In the 20 minutes it took him to find it she had lost interest.


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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.

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