Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Taxidermist
Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
Paranoid
I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
Dogs
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
Work
Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
Football
What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
Sick
Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Ducks
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
Nice
What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.