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Joke Topic - 'Scottish' - Page 5 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Scottish'.

Related Topics: Scotsmen (22)
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is more challenging to hit.
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave?
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
Young Jock MacTavish got down on his knees to propose to her when a 10p piece dropped out of his pocket and rolled under the sofa. She had lost interest in the 20 minutes it took him to find it.

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Husbands

I wouldn't say my husband is thin, but he looks like a thermometer when he wears a red necktie.

Peanuts

There were these two peanuts walking down the street, and one was assaulted.

Marriage

Marriage - a three-ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

Bulls

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

Roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

Walking

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.

Lightbulbs

How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
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