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Joke Topic - 'Scotsmen'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Scotsmen'.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.


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Mummies

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Deja Vu

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

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