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Joke Topic - 'Scotsmen'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Scotsmen'.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids
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Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

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