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Joke Topic - 'Scotsmen'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Scotsmen'.


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

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