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Joke Topic - 'Scotsmen'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Scotsmen'.


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

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Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.


Honk If Anything Falls Off


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.

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Pirate radio rules the waves


Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

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Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

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