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Joke Topic - 'Scotsmen'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Scotsmen'.
How many Scotsmen does it take to change
a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
Och! It's no that dark.
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
A pair of tights.
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Car Driver
Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.
Blacksmith
Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
The judge found him guilty of forging.
Dog
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Bees
What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
A bee with a cold.
Your Apology
I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
We accept your apology.
Ducks
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
A duck flying backwards.
Blondes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
A: A dope ring.
Cookies
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Law
Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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