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Joke Topic - 'Scotsmen'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Scotsmen'.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.


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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Shopping

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

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