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Joke Topic - 'Scotsman' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Scotsman'.

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Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Hamish was building a garden shed and he ran out of nails so he went to the hardware store to buy some more.
"How long do you want them?" asked the storekeeper.
"Oh, I need to keep them," replied Hamish.
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How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

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