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Joke Topic - 'Scotland'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scotland'.


Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

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Who's there?
Ken who?
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Which ant lives in a house?
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I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

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