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Joke Topic - 'Scotland'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scotland'.

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Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?


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Tact

Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport

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