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Joke Topic - 'Scotland'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scotland'.

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Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?


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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Dog

What kind of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

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