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Joke Topic - 'Scotland'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scotland'.


Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

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What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.

Coffee Break

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.


Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.

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