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Joke Topic - 'Scotland'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scotland'.


Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

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Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.


If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?


Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.


What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.

Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.


Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport

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