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Joke Topic - 'Scotland Yard'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scotland Yard'.


Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

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What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.

Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.


What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.


What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.


Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

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