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Joke Topic - 'Scotland Yard'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scotland Yard'.

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Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.


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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!

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