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Joke Topic - 'Scotland Yard'


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Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.


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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

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