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Joke Topic - 'Scientists' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.

How do you tell the difference between a Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Computers

Another megabytes the dust.

Scotsmen

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

Clothes

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.

Death

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Parrots

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.

Postmen

Postmen awarded a pound

Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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