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Joke Topic - 'Scientists' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.

How do you tell the difference between a Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Men

Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.

Teddy Bears

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.

Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.

History

Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.

Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

Photographers

Old photographers never die; they just stop developing.

Blondes

How did the blonde manage to break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell from the tree.

Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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