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Joke Topic - 'Scientists'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.

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How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
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Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.

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