Men
Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
Lawyers
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
History
Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
Daughters
Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Photographers
Old photographers never die; they just stop developing.
Blondes
How did the blonde manage to break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell from the tree.
Nurses
My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
Witches
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.