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Joke Topic - 'Scientists'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.

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How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
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Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

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