Computers
Another megabytes the dust.
Scotsmen
What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Clothes
Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
Death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Parrots
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
Soccer
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
Postmen
Postmen awarded a pound
Life
If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline