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Joke Topic - 'Scientists' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.
How do you tell the difference between a Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Men
Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.
They all have boyfriends.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
Content-ted.
Lawyers
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
In the graveyard.
History
Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
Because it's full of dates.
Daughters
Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Photographers
Old photographers never die; they just stop developing.
Blondes
How did the blonde manage to break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell from the tree.
She fell from the tree.
Nurses
My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
Witches
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
She was going through a dry spell.