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Joke Topic - 'Scientists'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.


How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.


What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.


Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'


Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.


What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.


What do you call a hippy's wife?

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