Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Scientists - 1
Joke Topic - 'Scientists'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.
How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cream Cakes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
Inventors
Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
They were the Wrong Brothers.
Pop
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Arguing
Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
Blondes
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
A: They can't find the zipper.
Tablecloths
DINER: How often do you change the
tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Baaaa Humbug.
Lucky
Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
Christmas Presents
Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
Santa jaws.
This is page 1 of 1