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Joke Topic - 'Scientists'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Scientists'.


How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.


What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.


DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.

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