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Joke Topic - 'Schools' - Page 3 - With 4 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Schools'.
Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
1>It was a high school.
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
1>Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Why was the baby firefly awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
2>Because he was very bright for his age.
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
2>Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Convicts
What do you call a convict who tries to escape from prison dressed as a clown?
Silicon.
2>Silicon.
Passengers
Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
2>13 passengers were marooned.
Fleas
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
2>Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Ghosts
Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline?
She's going to be an air ghostess!
2>She's going to be an air ghostess!
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
2>When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Permanent
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
2>Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
2>I can't believe that!
Embarrassing
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
2>Lightbulbs
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.
2>45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.