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Joke Topic - 'Schools' - Page 3 - With 4 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Schools'.
Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
It was a high school.
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Why was the baby firefly awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
Because he was very bright for his age.
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Working
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
Birds
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
He didn't give a hoot.
Trains
What do you call a train carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
Politicians
Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
Sailors
What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
Papaya the Sailor Man.
Politicians
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Accidents
Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
- start doing things on purpose
Drunks
Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
Knights
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
It's knight life.