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Joke Topic - 'Schools' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Schools'.
Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
School children march over new teachers
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Teacher: Today, I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
The multiplication tables.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
'Bye, son!'
'Bye, son!'
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
The elf-abet.
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
A blood test.
Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
Mum and dad.