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Joke Topic - 'School Teacher'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'School Teacher'.


Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?


The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.


Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.


What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.

Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.


What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.


Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.


How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?

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