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Joke Topic - 'School Teacher'


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Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?

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