Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Snakes
What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
Strike
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Not Old
You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.
Apples
What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
Horses
Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
Cats
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
Parrots
What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
Elephants
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.