Joke Topic - 'School Children'

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.