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Joke Topic - 'School Children'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'School Children'.

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School children march over new teachers


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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Strike

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
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Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

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