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Joke Topic - 'School Children'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'School Children'.


School children march over new teachers

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Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose


What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.


Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.


Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.


What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.


Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

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