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Joke Topic - 'School' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'School'.

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Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
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What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.

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