Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.