Joke Topic - 'Scary' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Scary'.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.

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To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, 'Will you still love me when I'm old and grey?'
'Sure I do,' he mumbled.

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
'Still your turn'!

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
'That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!