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Joke Topic - 'Scariest'


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Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.


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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Diamonds

What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

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