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Joke Topic - 'Scares'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scares'.


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

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Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.


George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."


Why pick on guitars


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.


I brake for Hallucinations.


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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