Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Famous Composers
What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
Elephants
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Beer
Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
Mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Giraffes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
Rich
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
Teddy Bear
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.