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Joke Topic - 'Scares'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scares'.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Guitars

Why pick on guitars
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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