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Joke Topic - 'Scares'


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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.

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