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Joke Topic - 'Scared'


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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

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