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Joke Topic - 'Scared'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scared'.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.


What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B


Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.


Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

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