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Joke Topic - 'Scared'


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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who gave a waiter a tip?
The horse lost.

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