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Joke Topic - 'Scared'


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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

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