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Joke Topic - 'Scared'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scared'.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.


Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.


'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'


What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

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