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Joke Topic - 'Scared'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scared'.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.


How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who gave a waiter a tip?
The horse lost.

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