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Joke Topic - 'Scared'


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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


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Duck

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.

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