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Joke Topic - 'Scared'


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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Permanent

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

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