Joke Topic - 'Scared'

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.