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Joke Topic - 'Scare'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scare'.


How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.


I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.


What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.


What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?

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