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Joke Topic - 'Scare'

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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

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What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.


My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.


Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

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