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Joke Topic - 'Scare'


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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.


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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.

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