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Joke Topic - 'Scare'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scare'.

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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.


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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

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