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Joke Topic - 'Scare'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Scare'.


How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

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If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!


What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.


Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.


The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.


Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.


Which vampire likes to eat junk food?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

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