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Joke Topic - 'Say' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Say'.
Keep talking; someday, you'll say something intelligent.
What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
You keep getting on my wick.
What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
Silence.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
My pet dog is a Doberman pincher. All day, he goes around pinching Dobermans.
Divorce
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
Because it's worth it!
Dandruff
Do you know if the abominable snowman suffers from dandruff?
He does. His fur is always covered with flakes.
He does. His fur is always covered with flakes.
Girlfriends
What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
Em-balmy about you.
License
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Pigs
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
With a pig pen.
Sleeping
Jess: I haven't slept for days, and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Bananas
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
It wasn't peeling well.
Jobs
I like my job it's the work I hate.