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Joke Topic - 'Say'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Say'.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Computers

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

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