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Joke Topic - 'Say'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Say'.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.


If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?

Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.


Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!


How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

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