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Joke Topic - 'Say' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Say'.
Keep talking; someday, you'll say something intelligent.
1>What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
1>You keep getting on my wick.
What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
1>Silence.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Daughters
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
1>Counting
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
1>A rocket.
Cannibals
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
1>They had a feast of fun.
Mummies
Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
1>Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
Christmas
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
1>Because he had low elf esteem.
Dizzy
Good turns make me dizzy.
1>Waiters
My brother was in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'You said this was the dish of the day.'
The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.
1>The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.
Ghosts
What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
1>A scare-crow.
Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but look thinner from a distance.
1>You don't actually lose weight, but look thinner from a distance.