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Joke Topic - 'Sausages'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sausages'.

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Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.


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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
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Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.

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