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Joke Topic - 'Sausages'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sausages'.

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Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.


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My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Fleas

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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