Schools
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Millionaires
Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently?
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
Animals
What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
Donuts
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
Sherlock Holmes
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Christmas
I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war-that is held at Christmas.
Laughter
You might as well laugh at yourself occasionally; everyone else does.
Lightbulbs
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!