Joke Topic - 'Sausages' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Sausages'.

Did you hear that the local food factory will not make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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