Joke Topic - 'Sausages' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Sausages'.

Did you hear that the local food factory will not make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently?
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war-that is held at Christmas.

You might as well laugh at yourself occasionally; everyone else does.

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!