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Joke Topic - 'Sausage'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage'.
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
An old banger.
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Cholesterol
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
An extra cholesterol.
The Bell
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
Office
"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Because he got the sack.
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
Lawyers
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
They make used car salesmen look good.
Knock Knock
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
Well, you do look a site.
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