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Joke Topic - 'Sausage'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage'.


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.


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I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.


Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

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Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.


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