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Joke Topic - 'Sausage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage'.

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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Guy

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
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Intelligent

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

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