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Joke Topic - 'Sausage'


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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Cholesterol

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.

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