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Joke Topic - 'Sausage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage'.

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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

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