Joke Topic - 'Sausage'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage'.

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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