Joke Topic - 'Sausage'

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni