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Joke Topic - 'Sausage'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage'.

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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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