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Joke Topic - 'Sausage Rolls'


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How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Undertakers

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Boxers

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.

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