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Joke Topic - 'Sausage Rolls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage Rolls'.

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How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.

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