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Joke Topic - 'Sausage Rolls'


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How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

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