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Joke Topic - 'Sausage Rolls'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage Rolls'.

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How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

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