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Joke Topic - 'Sausage Rolls'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sausage Rolls'.
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
Push it.
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Government
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
Peanuts
What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
An embarrassed elephant.
Taxidermist
Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
Elephants
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
Driveway
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Santa Claus
How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
"This one will sleigh you...."
Revenge
How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Nice
What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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