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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.
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Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Personality
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
Dentists
What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
A little plaque.
Alcohol
Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
- yes, I can't afford it
Bee
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
He presses the paws button.
Wife
John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
The Lottery
Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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