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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.
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Newspaper
Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
Lawyer
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Teachers
Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Reward
The reward for a job well done: more work.
Cats
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
The Canary Islands.
Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Tidy
What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
Anita House.
Threatening
Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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