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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.


Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.

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What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.


Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!


Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.


What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?


What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

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