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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.
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Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Oh, no, not you again.
Dead
Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Jean: Constantly.
Overweight
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.
A flabby tabby.
Prisoner
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
A jail bird.
Soccer
How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
Somebody took a corner.
Buffalo
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
"Bye, son!"
Permanent
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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