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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.

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Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.


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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Bee

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

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