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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.


Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.

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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.


I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.


Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.


Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?


Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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