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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.

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Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.


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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

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