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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.

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Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.


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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence

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