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Joke Topic - 'Saturday Night'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saturday Night'.

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Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.


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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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