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Joke Topic - 'Sardines'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sardines'.

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Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
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Which monster is very untidy?
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What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
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What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

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