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Joke Topic - 'Sardines'

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Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'

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If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline

Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al who?
Al be seeing you.


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Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.


Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!


What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.


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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

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