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Joke Topic - 'Sardines'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sardines'.


Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'

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What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.


Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.


What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.


Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

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