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Joke Topic - 'Sardines'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sardines'.

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Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'


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