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Joke Topic - 'Sardines'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sardines'.

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Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'


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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

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