Joke Topic - 'Sarcasm'

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.