Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Live
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
Steamrollers
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
Graveyard
Why did they have to put a fence around the
graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
Prunes
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Cemetery
'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
Blondes
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
Encyclopedia
I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
Dandruff
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.