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Joke Topic - 'Santa'


Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Santa'.

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How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

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