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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3

This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.


Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.


Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.


Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.


What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.


Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.


Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.


I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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