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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.
Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
Santa Jaws.
Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
Wife
George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
Clothes
Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
Ghosts
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Bamboo!
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
Golf
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
A poor golfer.
King Kong
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
Dogs
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
A hot dog.
Pizza
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
The big cheese.