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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3

This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.


Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

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'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."


George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.


Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.


What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?


What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?


What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.

King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?


What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

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