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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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