Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll
will catch it."
Wife
George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
Clothes
Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
Ghosts
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Golf
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
King Kong
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Dogs
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
Pizza
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.