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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - Page 3 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.
Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
Santa Jaws.
Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
The elf and safety officer.
Who used to give presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
He parked in a snow parking zone.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Because he got the sack.
Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman will be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Because no woman will be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Because he had low elf esteem.