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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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Clothes

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

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