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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3

This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.


Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

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Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

Solar Panels

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.


Magistrates act to keep theaters open


Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!


What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.


Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

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