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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Solar Panels

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Strike

Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
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Juliet

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

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