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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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