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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 3

This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.


Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

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What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.


Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in it's cold out here.


Old musicians never die, they just decompose.


What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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