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Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.


What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

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