Joke Topic - 'Santa Claus' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Santa Claus'.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
that wraps it up for another year.

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
That wraps things up for another year.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas?
Santapplause.

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.