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Joke Topic - 'Sandwiches' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwiches'.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

What is a mummy's favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight, and when you get home, there is a sandwich on the front porch.

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Shoes

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.

Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
toothpics.

Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

Husbands

I wouldn't say my husband is thin, but he looks like a thermometer when he wears a red necktie.

Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

Shoes

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'