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Joke Topic - 'Sandwiches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sandwiches'.

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My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'


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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
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Knock, knock.
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Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
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