My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Remember
I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
Elephants
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Dentist
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
Skeptics
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
Perforation
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Perforation is a rip-off
Like
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.