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Joke Topic - 'Sandwiches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sandwiches'.

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My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'


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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

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