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Joke Topic - 'Sandwiches'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sandwiches'.


My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'

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