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Joke Topic - 'Sandwiches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sandwiches'.

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My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'


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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Baby

Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.

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