My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Prisoners
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
Honesty
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Blondes
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Deer
How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
Difficult
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
Rabbits
Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
Children
It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
Errors
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Peace And Quiet
Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.