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Joke Topic - 'Sandwiches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sandwiches'.

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My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'


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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

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