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Joke Topic - 'Sandwiches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sandwiches'.

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My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'


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Wigs

Did you hear that last night a truck containing wigs was stolen.
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
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Doctors

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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