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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

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