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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.


How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.

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How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.


Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.


What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.


Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.


Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

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