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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
It's too heavy to lift.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Car
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Because it only has one boot.
Apartments
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Marry
Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Jog
Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Sick
Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Widow
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night?
A widow.
A widow.
Restaurants
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Great food but no atmosphere.
Astronaut
What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
The space bar.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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