Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dentists
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
Cannibals
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Peanut Butter
What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Snowmen
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Christmas
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Hot Weather
Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
Exam
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.