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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
It's too heavy to lift.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
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How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
Change it to what?
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Surrealists
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
A fish.
Chicken
Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
She was henbarrassed.
Snakes
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Blondes
Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
It takes too long to retrain them.
Confession
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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