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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

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