Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Lawyers
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Marriage
Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
Overweight
Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
Dogs
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Cowboys
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.