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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
It's too heavy to lift.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
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Dentists
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
To get her teeth crowned.
Cannibals
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
Extra large, with everybody on it.
Old
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Peanut Butter
What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Snowmen
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
Christmas
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Yule Britannia.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Hot Weather
Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
Exam
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
An exam paper.
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