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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

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