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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
It's too heavy to lift.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
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Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
They Kermit suicide.
Lawyers
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
His lips are moving.
Marriage
Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
A kennel club.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
Overweight
Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
Dogs
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Because they have two left feet.
Cowboys
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
A porkupine.
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