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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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