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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

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