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Joke Topic - 'Sandwich'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sandwich'.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Jog

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

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