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Joke Topic - 'Samson'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Samson'.

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Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.


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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Upgrade

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

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