Joke Topic - 'Samson'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.