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Joke Topic - 'Samson'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Samson'.


Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.

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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.

A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.


When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.


Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

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