Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Vampires
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
Elephants
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
Quasimodo
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Dogs
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Scotsman
What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.