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Joke Topic - 'Saliva'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Saliva'.

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Saliva drools O.K.


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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.

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