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Joke Topic - 'Salesmen' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Salesmen'.
A salesman is assigned a new route that takes him into Texas for the first time. It was late after reaching his first stop in Texas, so he checked into a motel and went to its restaurant for dinner. He ordered a small beer. The waitress brought him a huge mug.
'Waitress,' he said,' I ordered a small beer.' She said,' This is Texas, in Texas, this is a small beer.' Then he ordered a petite steak, and the waitress brought him a two-inch thick stake so big the sides of it were hanging off the edge of the pater.
'Waitress, I ordered a petite stake'
She told him that in Texas, that was a petite stake. After a while, all that beer got to him, so he asked the waitress where the restroom was. She told him to go down the hall two doors and turn to the RIGHT. He staggered down the hall two doors, turned LEFT, and walked into the hotel swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed,
'DON'T FLUSH IT!'
5>'Waitress,' he said,' I ordered a small beer.' She said,' This is Texas, in Texas, this is a small beer.' Then he ordered a petite steak, and the waitress brought him a two-inch thick stake so big the sides of it were hanging off the edge of the pater.
'Waitress, I ordered a petite stake'
She told him that in Texas, that was a petite stake. After a while, all that beer got to him, so he asked the waitress where the restroom was. She told him to go down the hall two doors and turn to the RIGHT. He staggered down the hall two doors, turned LEFT, and walked into the hotel swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed,
'DON'T FLUSH IT!'
One day, a salesman dropped in to see a business customer. The office was empty except for a big dog that was clearing trash cans. The man in the store wondered if his eyes were deceiving him as he looked at the animal. Just then, the dog looked up and said, 'Don't be surprised, sir, this is all part of my job.'
'That's simply incredible!' muttered the man. 'I can't believe it! I must tell your boss what a fantastic asset he has in you - a dog that is able to talk!'
'No, no, please don't do that,' said the dog. 'If my boss finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phones and clean the office.'
4>'That's simply incredible!' muttered the man. 'I can't believe it! I must tell your boss what a fantastic asset he has in you - a dog that is able to talk!'
'No, no, please don't do that,' said the dog. 'If my boss finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phones and clean the office.'
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
1>He had too much time on his hands.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fathers
George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
1>William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
Television
What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
1>A wide-scream TV.
Blondes
I might be a dumb blonde, but I am good at speling.
1>Calves
What did the little calf say to the silo?
'Is my fodder in there?
1>'Is my fodder in there?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
1>Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
Counting
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
1>A rocket.
Dead
Ten-year-old's response to the question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': 'Ever.'
1>Sleeping
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
1>A bulldozer.
Change A Lightbulb
How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.
1>Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.