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Joke Topic - 'Salesman'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Salesman'.

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A salesman is assigned a new route that takes him into Texas for the first time. After reaching his first stop in Texas, it was late so he checked into a motel. And went to it's restaurant for diner. He ordered a small beer. The waitress brought him a huge mug.
"Waitress" he said," I ordered a small beer." She said," this is Texas, in Texas this is a small beer." Then he ordered a petite steak and the waitress brought him a two inch thick stake so big the sides of it were hanging off the edge of the pater.
"Waitress, I ordered a petite stake"
She told him that in Texas that was a petite stake. After a while all that beer was getting to him, so he asked the waitress where the rest room was. She told him to go down the hall two doors and turn to the *RIGHT*. He staggered down the hall two doors, turned *LEFT*, and walked into the hotel swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed,
"DON'T FLUSH IT!"
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One day a salesman dropped in to see a business customer. He found that the office was deserted except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his eyes were playing tricks on him. Just then, the dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised, sir this is all part of my job."
"That's simply incredible!" muttered the man. "I can't believe it! I'm must tell your boss what a fantastic asset he has in you - a dog that is able to talk!"
"No, no, please don't do that" said the dog. "If my boss finds out I that can talk, he'll make me answer the phones as well as clean the office."
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Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

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