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Joke Topic - 'Sale'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sale'.
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
In a jungle sale.
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Birthdays
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
Only one. When he was born.
Dalmatians
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Because they are always spotted.
Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Leopards
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Because they're always spotted.
Squashed
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
It was de-lighted.
Dracula
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
A bloodmobile.
American
Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
In Moo York.
Toilets
Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Ghosts
Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
It was love at first fright.
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