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Joke Topic - 'Sale'


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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.

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