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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Squashed

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.

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