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Joke Topic - 'Sale'


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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

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