Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doggie Bags
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
Cowboys
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Blondes
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
Overweight
Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
Dracula
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
Insect
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
A Comedian
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.