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Joke Topic - 'Sale'


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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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