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Joke Topic - 'Sale'


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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Factory

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.

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