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Joke Topic - 'Sale'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sale'.
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
In a jungle sale.
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A Mouse
How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
Buy it a plane ticket.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
License
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Difficult
Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
Teachers
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
Cellphones
What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
The cellphone has a silent mode.
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
People
Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
Mum and dad.
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