Joke Topic - 'Sale'

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.