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Joke Topic - 'Sale'

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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.


I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.


What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.


Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.

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